People are always asking, did I know about Tyler Durden?"[1]
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I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. I wanted to destroy something beautiful.
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After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything.
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A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
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If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
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I know this because Tyler knows this.
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.
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If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.
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How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.
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You met me at a very strange time in my life.
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This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
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I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Tyler Durden